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surprisebitch:

the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling. 

the future is now

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

empty-string:

Only Goat Simulator has the ladies fallin’ over me like

empty-string:

Only Goat Simulator has the ladies fallin’ over me like

artnarcotics:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

!!!!!!!!!!

juststrokemyglabella:

f1ipster:

danisactuallycry:

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

Saturn was NOT a single lady.

"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."

you should not hit dogs

gifdrome:

There’s time enough, but none to spare.
Charles W. Chesnutt 

soundlyawake:

he has no idea

soundlyawake:

he has no idea

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

thiskingdomofisolatedeternity:

writewild:

Untranslatables


DRAGON FOOD

thiskingdomofisolatedeternity:

writewild:

Untranslatables

DRAGON FOOD

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

Throwing up is so inconvenient