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babyferaligator:

turkeytree:

merasmus:

stone cold

this kind of shit gets you thinkin 
what if she was walking 0.001 mph slower than she was
what if she took 2 seconds longer in the shower that morning
what if she woke up 2 seconds later than she actually did
she woulda been roadkill brah

babyferaligator:

turkeytree:

merasmus:

stone cold

this kind of shit gets you thinkin 

what if she was walking 0.001 mph slower than she was

what if she took 2 seconds longer in the shower that morning

what if she woke up 2 seconds later than she actually did

she woulda been roadkill brah


Bring that sweet ass over here.

Bring that sweet ass over here.

cybergy:


DUDE OMG

cybergy:

DUDE OMG

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

deyogee:

themadkingshandmaid:

tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via]

Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows

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MICHAEL! ;_; AAAAAAAH.

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

frostbackscat:

One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.

frenchmystake:

Set photos of Monica’s apartment and ‘Central Perk’ from Friends

you-would-make-a-good-timelord:

zzzzokellyjaneo:

smokinshield:

moonblossom:

This makes me vaguely uncomfortable.



The resemblance is uncanny.

you-would-make-a-good-timelord:

zzzzokellyjaneo:

smokinshield:

moonblossom:

This makes me vaguely uncomfortable.

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The resemblance is uncanny.