what the fuck man RUAAARRRWWWW
and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa
This guy wears yoga pants and hides his face, then confronts guys who look at his butt.
I watched this like ten times
This is amazimgBut seriously. This is what it was like when I didn’t pass as female. This is still some reactions that happen when guys introduce themselves to me on the street and then I’m forced to talk.
Greatest Selfie of all time.
*names his child Oscar*
"Would you like to hold h-"
"Say it like we rehearsed it."
*sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."
No, this is why women survive longer than men.
Can you imagine wings just being a normal part of everyday life like imagine
- Stepping out of the shower and blow drying your wings each morning before work
- Sitting back in a chair and having them flop over the back lazily
- Shielding yourself from the sudden rain with your thick feathers
- Waking up in the morning with bedhead and bedfeathers
BEING ABLE TO DYE YOUR FEATHERS.
where can i download a flat stomach
Elsa, the pizza queen
not pizza hut or papa joe’s
my pizzas are for the pros
i don’t care
what they’re going to pay
let the customers in
cheap tuesdays never bothered me anyway